Akpos got admitted into my village school, Atanatene Grammar School. The best school in my village. It was his first day in the school and an inspector of Education came visiting. The CRS teacher was in class telling us the story of DANIEL IN THE LIONS DEN when he sighted the principal and the inspector heading towards the class. The old and forgetful CRS teacher wrote GENESIS as the topic on the board without thinking. Class: Good mooooooorning sir, we are happy to see you sir. Inspector: Good morning class, i can see your teacher is telling you what happened in the book of genesis?. Class: Yeeeeeeeees sir!. Inspector (pointing to Akpos): Ok, you there, who killed Abel?. Akpos: Sir i dont know, i have been in the class since 8am, ask my friend Ofego, i didnt kill Abel sir. Inspector (angry): I said who killed Abel? Akpos: I am a christian, i dont kill. I dont even know this Abel you are talking about, is he in our class?. Inspector (Turning to the Teacher): Ok Teacher can you tell the class who killed Abel? Teacher (Knees down and open his hands wide): My son, How can you expect me to kill, what example will i be showing to my students if i kill a person?. Inspector (disappointed and turns to the principal): Ok class the principal will help to tell us who killed Abel. Mr principal, who killed Abel?. Principal: When you came to my office, didnt you see me there?. Inspector: Yes, i did!. Principal: Did you see blood stains in my hands?. Inspector: No!. Principal: How could i have killed Abel? Where is the proof that i did?. The whole class clapped for the principal. .. .
Posted on: Mon, 28 Oct 2013 09:28:05 +0000
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