Akpos suffered a very serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He woke up later to find himself in the care of reverend sisters at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, one of the reverend sisters asked how he was going to pay his bill. Akpos: (knowing he didn’t have the money) I don’t have health insurance. Sister: Do you have money in the bank? Akpos: I don’t even have up to N1500 in my bank account. Sister: Well, do you have any relative who could help you? Akpos: I have only 1 spinster sister, who is a reverend sister. Sister: (slightly perturbed) Reverend Sisters are not spinsters! We are married to God. Akpos: Ahh, even better sef, oya then send the bill to God my brother-in-law.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 17:15:38 +0000