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Akpos survived being killed by fire WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face? AKPOS: Had a terrible day, i lost all my colleagues today at work. WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened? AKPORS: There was a fire outbreak down in the tunnel and everybody died! WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping you alive. How did you make it out my dear? AKPOS: Darling, it was Gods work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet. WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have Happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families. So bad, how are they going to survive now? AKPOS: My dear its a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10million each. WIFE: What?!!!!! Ten million what? So because of your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet and your refusal to die with your colleagues.......make me miss that money?? I beg if you dont want trouble, go back and die with your colleagues. . . . . One word for the wife? Via Oriflame NG Oriflame Hahahahahahahahahahah Read before you comment. How many people here love reading jokes? Are you bored? . . . . . Are you feeling bad? . . . . . Do you need something that will put smiles on your face? . . . . . . Now I recommend you to like this page Funny Jokes and Laughter. We will give you funniest and latest jokes. Like this page and laugh away your sorrows. Only one joke will make you laugh like a mad man. Why not give it a try by clicking on this page>>> Funny Jokes and Laughter Dont scroll down yet, click on this blue link to like Funny Jokes and Laughter . . . . . . . . . . . .Hahahahahahahahahahahah (^_^) Do you know why am laughing? Click on this page Funny Jokes and Laughter to find out. Lolzzz I cant stop laughing. Like this page now to read funny jokes. (Y) Funny Jokes and Laughter Press like. (Y) Funny Jokes and Laughter Press like. See More Stories Now like the page and comment on the above post.

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