Akpos was in a business meeting where othermoguls and wealthy men were present. Richbusinessman Akpos was looking for a way tooppress the other rich men and show he was therichest.He shouted for his driver: Driver! Driverrrrr. Comehere quickly!John the driver came quickly to his oga, Akpos.Akpos now seeing that all eyes were on him afterthe way he shouted loudly for his driver,continued to talk loudly to the driver:Driver, go to my house, not the brown house o,the white one. Not the white one in Banana Islando, go to the white one in Victoria Island. Not theone on Adeola Odeku street you hear, but the oneon Etim Iyang Crescent. Not any of my semi-detached houses ie 22A or 22B, but go straighttothe 3 storey detached house with swimming pool,CCTV, electric gate, wifi, marble-finishedwith allrooms ensuite at No. 31.Ehen! Now take this remote control for the largeblack gate, press this button and it will open.When you enter, you will see a blue 2013 PorscheCayenne okay.. Now perpendicularlyoppositethat 2013 Porsche Cayene is a silver 2013 LandRover LR4 Jeep, It is not that one. Trigonometrically 35 degrees to the LR4 is the grey 2013 Lexus V8,Its not that one. This 2013 Lexus V8 is very closeto a black Mercedes Benz Gl 4matic. The 4maticBenz is just behind a Gold Coloured Chrysler 300c,the Chrysler is beside my Red Escalade ESV whichis in front of my white 2013 Escalade EXT, blockinga Hummer H3T, opposite a blue 2013 BMW M5.Then make a u-turn by the BMW and you will seethree recently purchased powerbikes from theUSof A. Now take a diagonal sharp turn to theextreme left and you will one oldddd archaic car, a2012 white Prado jeep, which I will soon throwaway. Just beside that is my built-to-international-specifi cation swimming pool, opposite of whichis a wine red 2013 Prado Altitude. Now you havereached there.Go to the boot of the wine red 2013 Prado Altitude,open it, you will see red, white and blue briefcases.The red one contains dollars, $10 million. Don’ttouch it. The blue contains Pounds, 8 millionpounds. Don’t touch it. The white one containsNaira, I arranged them in hierarchical order -1000s, 500s, 200s, 100s, 50s, 20s denominations.Don’t touch them. Now near these boxes, you willsee a crocodile skin Christian Louboutin limitededition wallet!Check inside the designer wallet and you will see aN10 note. Take that N10 and buy me N5 purewater and bring it here promptly! I’m very thirsty!Buy very cold one o and you better not forget tobring my change!One word for akpos!?!
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 07:27:25 +0000
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