Akpos was in a business meeting whereothermoguls and wealthy men were present.Richbusinessman Akpos was looking for a waytooppress the other rich men and show hewas therichest.He shouted for his driver: Driver!Driverrrrr. Comehere quickly!John the driver came quickly to his oga,Akpos.Akpos now seeing that all eyes were onhim afterthe way he shouted loudly for his driver,continued to talk loudly to the driver:Driver, go to my house, not the brownhouse o,the white one. Not the white one inBanana Islando, go to the white one in Victoria Island.Not theone on Adeola Odeku street you hear, butthe oneon Etim Iyang Crescent. Not any of mysemi-detached houses ie 22A or 22B, butgostraight tothe 3 storey detached house withswimming pool,CCTV, electric gate, wifi, marble-finishedwith allrooms ensuite at No. 31.Ehen! Now take this remote controlfor thelargeblack gate, press this button and it willopen.When you enter, you will see a blue2013PorscheCayenne okay.. Now perpendicularlyoppositethat 2013 Porsche Cayene is a silver 2013LandRover LR4 Jeep, It is not that one.Trigonometrically 35 degrees to the LR4 is the grey 2013Lexus V8,Its not that one. This 2013 Lexus V8 isvery closeto a black Mercedes Benz Gl 4matic. The4maticBenz is just behind a Gold ColouredChrysler 300c,the Chrysler is beside my Red Escalade ESVwhichis in front of my white 2013 Escalade EXT,blockinga Hummer H3T, opposite a blue 2013BMW M5.Then make a u-turn by the BMW and youwill seethree recently purchased powerbikes fromthe USof A. Now take a diagonal sharp turn to theextreme left and you will one olddddarchaic car, a2012 white Prado jeep, which I will soonthrowaway. Just beside that is my built-to-international-specifi cation swimming pool, opposite ofwhichis a wine red 2013 Prado Altitude. Nowyou havereached there.Go to the boot of the wine red 2013PradoAltitude,open it, you will see red, white and bluebriefcases.The red one contains dollars, $10 million.Don’ttouch it. The blue contains Pounds,8millionpounds. Don’t touch it. The white onecontainsNaira, I arranged them in hierarchical order-1000s, 500s, 200s, 100s, 50s, 20sdenominations.Don’t touch them. Now near these boxes,you willsee a crocodile skin Christian Louboutinlimitededition wallet!Check inside the designer wallet and youwill see aN10 note. Take that N10 and buy me N5purewater and bring it here promptly! I’m verythirsty!Buy very cold one o and you better notforget tobring my change!One word for akpos!?
Posted on: Mon, 28 Oct 2013 21:17:53 +0000
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