Akpos who wanted to get rid of his nagging and over demanding girlfriend tried all attempts which didnt work out. One day, an idea flashed into his head. He logged into Facebook, browsed into peoples profile and succeeded in downloading four beautiful girls pictures. He printed it out and wrote with red ink R.I.P on each of the pictures. He hid them in a magazine and kept it on top of his television. On Saturday Morning, his girlfriend was cleaning the house and saw the pictures on the magazine. She walked up to him at the bedroom... Girlfriend: Darling! Akpos: Sweetie what is it?. Girlfriend: I saw this pictures in the magazine at the top of the television. Who are this girls?. Akpos: Oh that, forget about them, its not important Girlfriend: Its important to me, I need to know please. Akpos: Ok, this one is Onome, I met her at a friends wedding. We dated and wanted to get married, but two months before the wedding, she got involved in a car accident and died. This one is Ngozi, we met at Mr Biggs restaurant, we dated for a while. One day, she was heading to Lagos and her car caught fire, she got burnt beyond recognition. This one is Roselyn, she was my neighbour’s daughter who came back from London on a visit. We met and spent a night together, she got involved in a plane crash while returning back to London. Her corpse was never found. This one, oh Angela, her name is Angela, I loved her so much. We went to visit my pastor, on our way back a truck ran over our keke napep, she died instantly and I and the driver survived. It was after her that I met you. Girl (Cuts in): ...Meet who? No be me and you o. She ran 100M in 6.23secs, who is Bolt?
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 09:09:19 +0000
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