Akudo Okereke: Add yours. Nigeria : you ve 2 cows. Your neighbour has none. You vote cow thieves into office, they tax your cows, thief your cows and buy 4 cows, give them to your neighbour who had no cow but know the cow thieves. Now u feel real milked and call it democracy! China: you have 2 cows, the state took both cows and give you some milk! Pakistan : you have 2 cows, the state took both cows, shoot one and milk the other dry! India : you ve 2 cows, you sold them to America, bought an elephant and worship it! America : you ve 2 cows, bought 2 more from India, sold 3 to China, force d remaining 1 to produce d milk of 4 cows. The cow later dropped dead. You hire a secret agent to hunt down alqeada cos they killed d cow! Iraq: everyone think u ve lots of cow. U tell them u ve none. Nobody believe u, so they bomb and invade ur country. U still ve no cows but at least u ve bombs! Hurray! Britain : u ve two cows and both are mad cows!
Posted on: Tue, 16 Jul 2013 09:49:05 +0000
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