Al-Bakistan Times PAK DECLARES THE DAY OF MOURNING COZ THE PARIS SHOOTING HAS NO LINKS TO PAKISTAN 08/11/2015 Thursday Islamabad: Pakistan has declared Friday to be the day of mourning after it was found out that the deadly attack on satirical magazine office in Paris, which left 12 people dead, has no links to any charity organization in Pakistan. Yes we are disappointed, said PM Nawaz Sharif, its been so many years that all the terror attacks in the world have some or the other links to Pakistan, but we are shocked to know that Paris attack has not yet pointed to Karachi or Waziristan or Swat or Azad Kashmir or some goddamn compound in Abbottabad. Even the attack on a Sydney cafe was not linked to Pakistan, he said sadly, We are afraid that our monopoly of terrorism is being hijacked by other Jehadis. Its a dangerous sign. And yeah, I forgot, we have nothing to do with any terrorist attack taking place anywhere. Sartaz Aziz shared his views with wet eyes, Look at our history. You ask about 9/11? Pakistan is involved. 26/11? Pakistan is involved. Time Square bomb attempt? Pakistanis involved. Kashmir terrorism? Pakistan is involved. You name any terror plot, and you will be able to trace Pakistan. But what could possibly go wrong this time? hain? He then declared, Though we would like to make it clear that we have nothing to do with 9/11, 26/11, Time Square bomb attempt or Kashmir terrorism. PTI chairman Imran Khan said, Its not a crime to declare a day of mourning for a terror attack which has no link to Pakistan. adding that whatever I do is in the best interest of the nation. We should though declare it Naya Mourning Day. Nawaz Sharif has declared that all terrorist training camps across Pakistan will be upgraded and latest weapon and technology will be given to all B.Ter. (Bachelor of Terrorism) degree holders, adding that Indias claim that Pakistan have many terrorist training camps is false and baseless. They have no evidence to support their claim. As a precautionary measure, Pakistan foreign ministry has prepared a statement in advance for all the upcoming terror attacks in the world which will link to Pakistan. #Satire
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 06:56:55 +0000
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