Albert Einstein was invited to give a series of after dinner speeches but soon began to tire of these events. I have an idea, said his chauffeur. Ive heard you give this speech so many times that I know it by heart and, because I bear a passing resemblance to you, I could give it for you. Why not, Einstein laughed. Lets do it. When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeurs cap and jacket and sat at the back of the room. The chauffeur gave an eloquent speech and even answered a few questions. Then a pompous professor asked an extremely complex question about anti-matter formation. The chauffeur replied, Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting at the back of the room, answer it.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 17:29:20 +0000
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