Alejandros Friday Night Lights: Tonight, I want to shine my light on Anaconda. The new video by Nicki Minaj herself. https://youtube/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs If you havent seen this video yet, trust me when I say that you will. The question is, do I like it? First of all, let me say that I love the female derriere. And yes, I had to look that word up to figure out how to spell it :) Growing up as a young man in the streets of Akron and Cleveland, I got my hands on quite a few samples of derriere. From thick and brown, to tan and firm, to vanilla and slender, Im happy to say that ass is no longer a mystery to me. Yet, I often find myself wondering...is bigger really better? In Anaconda, Nicki Minaj shows us exactly what she is working with. The opening scenes of this video show her in a perfect hit-in-from-the-back formation that is purposely designed to simulate the way her ass cheeks would move in real life if I was giving her a tune up :) That was the first thought that came into my mind as I opened up my special bottle of lotion in preparation for viewing this video for the first time. But dont worry, I was gentle :) But something strange happened to me about 1/2 way through the video. Unlike the infamous Pop That Coochie video by 2 Live Crew that so fondly characterized my youth, my erection was short-lived as I began to notice how oddly shaped Nickis lower region is in comparison to the the models in the video. For years, people have been talking about her receiving plastic surgery or ass shots, and I vehemently denied it... Until now. I hate to say it, but her lower frame looks completely distorted and exaggerated. The other models in the video embody natural women. And while I applaud Nicki for taking off the clown makeup and showing us how pretty she truly is, something is very wrong with her picture. Now, of course, I have no proof. Im sure the world would love to know whether she or Iggy Azelea have indeed augmented their backsides, but I know there are women out there who have done it and my fear is that more will as a result of videos like this. My fears are centered around women like Suyima Torres, who died after paying a plastic surgeon $2,300 for implants: nydailynews/news/crime/woman-28-dies-2-300-butt-implants-article-1.1372606 Or, women like Trisha Goddard, whose infamous flipped butt implant video shocked the world: radaronline/exclusives/2013/02/butt-implants-victim-botched-surgery-viral-video/ We dont need anymore of these horror stories. These women dont have Nickis money to keep their implants in shape. As men, we need to encourage the women in our lives to fight off and disregard these images of what the ideal female form should be. Dont let your wives, girlfriends, and daughters put plastic injections in their butts!! Unless of course you lost a buttock in war or something like that (but thats a completely different scenario :)) Lets encourage people to hit the gym! Lets do some squats! Hell, even watching a video by this jerkoff from New Jersey who claims to be from Brazil beats getting injections => leandrofitness/ So, ladies, please keep it tight and keep it natural! And to Nicki, Im going to try to pick up where I left off the other night. I still have some lotion left :)
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 02:25:27 +0000
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