Alia Bhatt - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya. Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. Alia - Ullu matt banao isme likha hai Cholesterol Free π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘ ππππππππππππππ Varun - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach? Aliya - I can eat 6 apples. Varun - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple thatβs not an empty stomach! Aliya: Wow superb joke. Iβll tell my friend.. Aliya to Shraddha - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach? Shraddha - I can eat 10. Aliya - Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!! π°ππ«ππ Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem. Alia - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whats the problem? Help Desk - Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he cant read your password. Alia - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me. Help Desk - π³π« ππ First time in the history it has happened....! Rajnikant vs Alia. Question to both in a competition. What is half of 8? Rajni: 4 Alia: Depend karta hai .... agar horizontally half karo to 0 or vertically karo to 3 π³ Rajnikant still unconcious...!!! ------------ Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ? Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns. Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha? Mahesh bhatt: Jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe ja!!! πππ±ππππππ 100 metre ki race ho rahi thi... Referee said 1,2,3 GO!... Everybody started running except Alia bhatt. Referee - Y r u not running...? Alia - My number is 4. πππππ SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai.... Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye.... πππππ Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied... FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died). AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died). ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)π π±ππππ Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Alia - What should we do now? Varun- Well take 50:50. Alia- What about the remaining 900? π¬π΅π΅π΅π¬ Alia Bhatt: Lets go for movie. Varun: Shit, Ive got a doctors appointment today.. Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him youre sick.πππππ πππππ Alia reading newspaper.. News: Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump Aalia comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!! π ππππ Deepika Padukone : I have more Fans than You.. ππ Alia Bhatt: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 10:20:02 +0000
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