All is as it should be in the Tree house this morning - all of the Tree house inhabitants are dreaming their sweet dreams - Swifty is snoring - but seeing as he had a traumatic afternoon at the dentist yesterday - I can forgive him rattling the rafters. Even Thor Killer of Hay seems proper chillaxed - he should make the most of it - I have a feeling - when the Prodigal Sam returns home to the canopy later today - Thor is not going to be feeling quite so at ease. But he needn’t worry as Samuel is a sweetie - all bounce and no bite. It’s Sports day for the Princesses today - so I’ve had to put my Shambolicness aside for an hour or two this morning (I heard that) to make sure they have the correct PE kits - in the correct bags. It sounds so simple doesn’t it - but trust me - there was nothing simple about it - the school wants them to have a green or Blue T shirt - unfortunately around here everything is 300 shades of pink. Must say the Princesses new dentist is rather yummy. If I were single - 25 and had any energy - I wouldn’t mind getting the right side of his route canal work - ooo that was uncouth or should I say untooth. It’s going to be a busy day today - I have a date with Jon (wez guna get on the outside of some bacon n eggs) I’ve got to go pick up the Prodigal Sam up - then a quick dash to Asda for some Roulade (ok ok Rouladessss) then back to the canopy to put me glad rags on - and try and look as yummy a mummy - as my wrinkles and Saggy Arse will allow. I have a cunning plan - I’m going to put Swifty’s bright Hawaiian shirt out for him - if he wears that - no ones guna notice me. Mind you with the handsome Samuel there - with his jet black Hyperion curls glistening in the sunshine - I doubt anyone will even notice me or The Swifty.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Jun 2013 04:21:01 +0000
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