All new Rocking SARDARS back again!! Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR 😬😆 Manager asked sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, Gandhi was a great man, but I dont know who is Jayanthi. Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! Sardar: Wow!!! Thats an unbelievable exchange offer!!! Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: Bombay .. Bombay Air hostess said: B silent. Sardar: Ok.. Ombay. Ombay Teacher: What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA? Sardar: All are born on government holidays...!!! Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 16:44:47 +0000
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