All residents who are subjected to the activity known as "Late Night" are warned to take precautions if choosing to go out to local shopping areas. The bogan hordes use this as a time to mate, act territorially and prove their perseverance against the cold by remaining basically unclothed. As usual remain alert, especially if female. Scientists are working on perfume which will fend off the males, however we have only concluded that either they have no sense of smell or simply do not care if you smell like an overused bathroom. Men, under no conditions should you fall for the advances of the female infected. We have yet to conclude if there overly tight (and often unseemly) clothing is meant to entice you or is actually a way of warding off predators. Be Safe, Be Together or Be Bogan. AUSTRAPOCALYPSE TEAM.
Posted on: Thu, 01 Aug 2013 10:43:14 +0000
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