All right, All right, All right Lakers fans give it up for your 2014-2015 Lakers Season Home Opener Starting Lineup! In a wheelchair modified for the intensity of the NBA, crippled veteran who should just retire and help his team and career that way…Point Guard Steve Nash!!!! Can this guy even breathe without risking an injury that sidelines him for 96.2% of the season? Next your future HOF…the Black Mamba…back in perfect form…dropping 35 a game chasing personal greatness but forced to disregard chances of winning a title due to bad management and coaching…SG Kobe Bryant! Next your starting center, he can’t really play basketball that well, and thinks he is a Canadian Birdman, has tattoos on tattoos on tatoos (failed interpretation of the Kobe system)…his biggest highlights come from celebrating for his teammates’ dunks on the bench (and one time one of his opponents’ dunks…)….D League Worthy Center Robert Sacre ! Unfortunately Lakers fans, Mitch Kupchak your love to hate GM decided it was in the best interest to pursue high profile free agents this summer and didn’t sign anyone to a contract to fill the rest of the roster….It is lamentable he failed to realize no elite player let alone mediocre player wants to play for management that drove away a future HOF center and a coach who cannot understand what defence and coaching means… But Fear not Lakers fans, we have enough money to do exactly what we did last year. And we’re going to do it this year too! and next year as well when we miss out on free agents again! I am happy to report inside info that the Lakers have signed D Leaguers to fill the remainder of the roster and compete with NBA calibre players on the remaining 29 teams in the league. Last but not least, led by Italy’s very own, can’t play basketball, can’t coach basketball, can’t handle pressure, lies about being a good coach, ruins a franchise, is judged on a single good season that never materialized into something special, the worst coach in the NBA…Mike Pringles D’Antoni!!!! He predicts the Lakers will average 125 PPG this year.! Wow! Oh wait my mistake folks, I’ve just been informed the opponent will average 165 a game against us. Sorry for getting your hopes up. Now let’s get this season opener against the Bobcats underway! I predict a monster 40-28-15-10 Game for Josh McRoberts! #Shared
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 07:38:11 +0000
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