Alright Bro, Im just gonna come out and say what everyone is thinking. You are a douche. An ugly ass, pop-collared douche. Seriously how did such a lazy, mutated sperm find a way to fuse with your mothers ovum? Please enlighten us, Im sure it would solve many unanswered questions. From the looks of things Im guessing your conception was the result of a night spent on the couch sinking vodka while masturbating with a crack-whores second hand vibrator that still had a bit of residue on it. Cause lets be honest here, your face resembles the kind of thing Id expect bulimic chicks to look at when they want to throw up. So do yourself a favour and start wearing a balaclava to cover up that pig-faced bowling ball you call a head or maybe even bury your cranium in the sand for a few years and just sit there, as Im sure the rest of society would appreciate it. Faggot.
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 07:42:23 +0000
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