Alright, fine. 1. I used to never practice for band/marching band tuba, but everyone of the talented/well-practiced band kids respected me and said I was good, even though I wasnt. 2. I know the first verses of one Britney Spears song, and one Backstreet Boys song. 3. No matter what anyone tells me, I still think I have a pretty good chance at being successful with my writing. So if you start a conversation with, What are you going to do with your major? I probably am lying through my teeth if I say anything different or agree with statements like, Its hard to be the next Stephen King, Ya Know. 4. In grade school and high school, I used to fart in class and blame it on anything and anyone but me. 5. I think I have PTSD from falling off of a roof in the summer of 2012. 6. I listen to my own garage punk band at least once a week because I miss them dearly. 7. I RECENTLY just finished the Harry Potter movie series. They were mediocre. 8. I didnt enjoy poetry as much until I discovered Allen Ginsberg, and later Charles Bukowski... Now i have a poem published. I urge you to read stuff the high schools dont allow. 9. The doctors were about to do surgery on me when I was not yet born, because there were bubbles in my stomach. They saw it through an x-ray, I think. Then another doctor came in and said, Before we do this, lets check again. The bubbles were gone. It was a miracle, praise Jesus! Just kidding. The doctor asked my mom what she ate for lunch. Gold Star Chili, why? My mom asked back. Your baby just had gas...No surgery needed. The doctor laughed, and put away the scary surgery equipment.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 01:44:57 +0000
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