Alright, second worst thing in the universe. Having some pizza - TopicsExpress



          

Alright, second worst thing in the universe. Having some pizza on a plate, dousing it with Parmesan cheese, and having a ball of Parmesan fall onto the plate. Im convinced that no human ingenuity can meaningfully recover that cheese. If you go to pick it up with your fingers, it just collapses into powder. If you try to tip the plate so it gets on the pizza, it usually misses and falls on your pants or on the floor. So there it sits, so close and yet so far. Staring you in the face, making you feel like Tantalus.
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 09:16:07 +0000

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