Also zis is now ze German parliament, which is ze Bundestag, which is in ze Reichstag, which is in Berlin. Ze Reichstag was already ze German parliament in ze time of Bismarck and ze Weimar Republik. Zen ze Hitler came and ze Reichstag burned down. Hitler blamed ze Communists and started ze martian law, even zou zere was not a single martian in Germany. Zis was ze end of democracy. Ze moral of ze story is: If you want to keep ze democracy, keep a fire extinguisher ready. But in ze end, Hitler was right, because in 1938 ze American Communist Orson Welles organized an attack by ze martians on Germany. Hitler said zis meant it was ze war of ze worlds, and he had no choice but to muster a response. But ze Martians knew no pity, and in ze end, ze Reichstag was a bloody mess. Ze Americans soon realised zat ze Orson Welles was not such a genius after all, but by zen it was too late for ze Reichstag. Later ze Reichstag became a museum, and looked very lonely in ze big lawn right on the wall, which was downstairs at the Brandenburger Tor. !n1989, ze DDR closed because Erich Honecker could not pay ze mortgage no more, and ze Reichstag was supposed to become a Starbucks. But Helmut Kohl said: Not so fast! Now ze Reichstag is again ze German government and ze John Kerry comes here to ask Angela Merkel what he should do. And ze English Mr. Foster has built a modern Kuppel, so when ze Martians come back, zey will feel right at home.
Posted on: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 12:39:53 +0000
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