An Air Force Group Cap was driving in the housing area one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic. What the officer didnt know was that a lady security policeman was watching the intersection. The SP(security policewomans shortform for the narrative) pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away. SP: ID Card, License, registration and proof of insurance please. Colonel: Before I give it to you Maam, tell me what the heck you stopped me for, *Airman*. SP: Watch your tone Sir; you ran that stop sign back there! Colonel: Airman, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference? The SP pulled out her night-stick and began whacking the Colonel over the head and shoulders. Bang! Bang! Whomp! Bang! :D :P SP: Now, Sir....do you want me to just slow down, or stop!!!? i heard dis from a veteran uncle and I was thinking - ladies whether in uniform or out of it will always be the first to prove that they are right and lord save you if they have a rolling pin or stick in this case in hand. :P :D
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 15:09:51 +0000