An Egyptian inventor was able to invent a new democratic way of making political decisions. People were asked to gather in the streets according to their political choices and the MILITARY sends helicopters to take pictures of the different rallies. The pictures will, then, be presented to the TOP MILITARY GENERAL to decide which rallies have more people and make the decions accordingly. It is worth mentioning that the cost of this new process is much cheaper than the traditional method which requires lot of judges and massive media coverage. It also saves the "voters" the very long time they spend in lines waiting to vote. The new method has a lot of side benefits since it gives the opportunity to the public to engage in night prayers, patriotic chants, poetry, songs, skits, and other things. :) It also created a lot of jobs for thugs and criminals who can be used to deter protestors and create excitement. The new "democratic" method has been used in Egypt recently and has proven very successful and fair, by the witness of legitimate figures such as Sheikh Al-Azhar and the Pope as well as religious, liberal, and secular leaders. Among the approvers was A Nobel Peace Prize winner! Many secular and liberal parties welcomed the new democracy and many of their intellects called it: "a revolution!" There was, however, a very small group of millions of Egyptians who did not like this new method and they voiced their disagreement through meaningless calls for backwards concepts such as "voting," "ballot polls," "referenda," etc.
Posted on: Sun, 07 Jul 2013 00:10:57 +0000
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