An Imperial Proclamation, written for us by Jacob Fugger, a special guest in our fair city: PROCLAMATION Given Under Our Royal Hand And Seal At San Francisco, This 10th Day Of August, 2014 We Norton I Emperor Of The United States And Protector Of Mexico, Do Hereby Declare One Dan Sandler Also Known As Evil Elmo Public Enemy Number One. He Is To Be Avoided And Ignored At All Times. We Do Declare Him Banished And Ostracized From Fisherman’s Wharf And The City Of San Francisco. I Call On The Board Of Supervisors Of The City To Act And Remove This Menace.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 04:55:18 +0000