An Irishman is really, really drunk, so the bar keeper walks up to him and says: Right, youve had enough, go home... So the irishman gets up off his stool and falls flat on his face, so he says: Ok, aill crawl outside instead, to sober up a bit more He gets outside, and falls flat on his face, so instead he crawls the four streets to his home. when he gets home he opens the door, standing, and yet again falls flat on his face. so he crawls upstairs into his room, stands up and falls flat on his bed and falls fast asleep straight away. The following morning his wife wakes him up and says, Youve been drinking again havent you? The Irishman replies, What makes you say that? His wife replies, Well the pub just called, youve left your wheelchair there again!
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 01:58:41 +0000
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