An Israeli doctor says: In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work. The German doctor says: Thats nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work. The Russian doctor says: Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in anothers chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work. The United States doctor laughs: You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 17:24:14 +0000