An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that - TopicsExpress



          

An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." The Irish doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Westport, put him in the Dail for four years , and now.... half the country is looking for work."
Posted on: Tue, 03 Sep 2013 05:58:25 +0000

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