An Open Letter to Deputy police Inspector General Grace Kaindi Dear madam, Good evening madam I hope you are doing well .. Until last weekend I had always considered the Kenya police a boring heartless,ruthless and inconsiderate force. I have always known the cops as people who are out to hurt innocent citizens, to me nothing good could be found in our force. Then came Linda Okello, eish! Madam this bootylicious, hagalicious ASS-carry breathed fresh air into a rather boring police force. Her fine pictures trended all over the social media over the weekend it made we {men} a happy lot , everything was tight at the KCB rally in Kiambu,very TIGHT. Afande, with more female cops like like Linda No terrorist would kill people in order to get 72 virgins In heaven. Today I hear you summoned Okelo to your office for indecent dressing, madam Kaindi what is indecent about that beautiful creature of our God displaying her fundamendoos ? Madam do you want our female cops to put on Lesos, Mothers Union, Kamisis, over-sized T shirts and Vitenges? Madam I know you could be envious of Linda because her good figure is a rare commodity but we the Kenyan men wont allow you to deny us what is rightfully ours, have you heard any Kenyan man complaining about Lindas dressing? Infact all men praised her and we are thinking of promoting her from a cop to a socialite because we are tired of Huddah, Corazon and Vera Sidika. Grace please there are too many cops with big potbellies these are the ones you should concentrate on for them to regain your fitness ..wapunguze vitambi. Madam Afande there are serious issues you should be addressing e.g. terrorism, Insecurity in Bungoma, This Irritating Matsanga guy etc but not trying to take away what rightly belongs to us (Men). Instead of visiting opticians or eating carrots to have proper vision Linda would have been a better remedy. Grace I hear you now want to transfer Okelo to Mandera as a disciplinary action go ahead madam, I dont give a hoot after all it has always been my childhood dream to live in Mandera. Yours Truly, Irritated, Sad, Angry citizen
Posted on: Tue, 29 Apr 2014 05:22:12 +0000
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