An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I cant afford to die. So he took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Poorsha Simpson-Miller, said, I am the prime Minister of Jamaica and I am the first female prime minister in jamaicas history and i love the poor, so jamaicans dont want me to die. She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, John Kerry, im a war hero and the secretary of state i am really important in keeping the peace in the world so i cant die; so he took the third parachute and jump out of the plane. Then the leader of the opposition Andrew Holness went to the little girl left on board n said i have had a good life, if i die there r competent ppl in my party to carry on...n my family wud be taken care of so i will give u the last parachute the little girl said its ok u can have the parachute caz ur prime minister poorsha simpsom-miller took my school bag......
Posted on: Fri, 02 May 2014 21:13:46 +0000
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