An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of Londons most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $450.00. She just exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high, Its a nice hotel but the rooms certainly arent worth $450.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast. The clerk told her that $450.00 is the standard rate, so she insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced, The hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use. But I didnt use them, she said. Well, they are here, and you could have, explained the Manager. He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow, and Aberdeen performing here, the Manager said. But I didnt go to any of those shows, she said. Well, we have them, and you could have, the Manager replied. No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, But I didnt use it! The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager. The Manager was looking surprised when he looked at the cheque, But madam, this cheque is only made out for $100.00. Thats correct. I charged you $350.00 for sleeping with me, she replied. But I didnt! exclaims the very surprised Manager. Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.
Posted on: Fri, 23 May 2014 16:55:49 +0000
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