An old, blind cowboy wandered into an all-girl biker bar by - TopicsExpress

An old, blind cowboy wandered into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He found his way to a barstool and ordered a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yelled to the bartender, Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately fell absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him said, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. Im a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke? The blind cowboy thought for a second, shook his head and muttered, Well no! Not if Im gonna have to explain it five frickin times.

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