An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like shes driving a car. As shes going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, Excuse me, maam, but you were speeding. Can I see your drivers license? She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way. Up and down the halls she goes again. Then the same old man jumps out of a room and says, Excuse me, maam, but I saw you cross over the center line back there. Can I see your registration please? She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way. She zooms off again, up and down the halls, weaving all over. As she comes to the old mans room again he jumps out. Hes stark naked and has an erection. The old lady in the wheelchair looks up and says, oh no, not the breathalyzer again.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 20:03:21 +0000
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