An old > man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie > theatre. > > When > the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old > man, > Sorry sir, but youre only allowed one > seat. > > The > old man didnt budge. > > > The usher became more > impatient. > Sir, if you dont get up from there Im going > to have to call the manager. > > > Once again, the old man just muttered and did > nothing. > > > The usher marched briskly back > up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. > > Together the two of them tried > repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no > success. > > > Finally they summoned the > police. > The > officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, > > All right buddy whats > your name? > > Fred, the old man moaned. > > Where you from, Fred? asked the police > officer. > > With a > terrible grunt in his voice, and without moving, Fred > replied... > > > ... The > balcony. >
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 11:38:08 +0000
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