An old woman boarded a bus to lagos frmcalabartold d driver; - TopicsExpress



          

An old woman boarded a bus to lagos frmcalabartold d driver; driver,if u reach Benin tell me o!Ddriver nodded n then she shouted againmychildren,una hear wetin I tell am? Everybodyresponded YES MA.On d long journey tolagos,everybodyslept off but dis woman neva blinkd.Deyneva knew she doesnt know Benin.Afta several hours of driving and lagos closeby witBenin about 4hrs bhind,d poor woman thenasked;driver,u neva reach benin ni? Ooooh!!Ddriver exclaimed;madamBenin is like 4hrs behindus.D woman started cryingtake me back 2 Benin abeg I nowan wahala o!!!After all said,andconsiderg d age of d woman it was agreed dat ddriver shld turn back 2 Benin.On getting 2 Benin,ddriver came down,opened d door n told d womanshe is in Benin.D woman simply opened her handbag,brought out a sachet of panadol,removd 2 tablets nswallowd dem wit water.She then smiledand said,na my daughter say if I reach Benin makeI take 2 tablets of panadol,Na me SONY.C.N.UOya!Make we dey goLagos.=D=D=)):D
Posted on: Mon, 01 Dec 2014 20:46:22 +0000

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