An old woman was standing in the lift waiting to get to get to multi-storey car park, when into the lift came two footballers wives loaded with bags. One said to the other, smell my perfume, Chanel No 5, £58 a bottle from Debenhams.The other wife said, smell mine, its Gucci, and £65 a bottle from House of Frasers. Old woman lifted a leg, let out a big stinking fart, and sweetly said, brussel sprouts, 99p a bag from Morrisons !!!
Posted on: Wed, 26 Jun 2013 09:08:30 +0000