And finally comes this excerpt from the author of a book titled DAD IS FAT , Jim Gaffigan. As a dad , you are a vice president. We are part of the Executive Branch of the family , but in our childrens eyes , we mostly fulfill a ceremonial role of attending pageants and ordering the pizza. My wife is Bill Clinton , and I am Al Gore. She feels their pain, and Im the dork reminding them to turn off the lights. Being President Mom is a position outside of our pay grade or skill level. We cant breast-feed , and we wouldnt know how to braid hair anyway. Thats when you realize you not only have no idea what you are doing , you have become the God help us if something happens to the President ! Vice President.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Feb 2014 14:18:37 +0000