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And, from the Terrible Ideas That Must Never Happen file: The Wars of Scottish Independence as a Danny Dyer gangster geezer film. Starring Danny Dyer as Bobby Bruce, a chancer out to rise to the top of the underworld. Vinnie Jones as Big Bill Wallace, well-known hard man and outsider. Bill Nighy as “Shanks”, the knife-happy king of crime. Rafe Spall as Gayboy Eddie, Shanks’s only son and heir. And Lucy Pinder as Bella, Big Bill’s bird and Eddie’s wife (the only speaking female role in the film, in accordance with Mr Dyer’s apparent principles she will have only three lines of dialogue and will be brutally and gratuitously killed off) Disclaimer: I have never actually watched a Danny Dyer film, so I may be doing him a great injustice.