And now for the ULTIMATE Out of Context Quote Compilation:: Im free falling into what many might perceive as a turbulent rage. Thatd be bad if Batman was incepted into my brain. One of the top 10 things not to do: take a big ol sniff from a tea bag. Now anyone can come in and populate! You guys laugh now cause you dont know how dumb you are. This is not the tea bag you thought you saw. I need to find the appropriate mullet dance. Come one Jeeves; excrete your saliva promptly. First Ill build you up. Then drop you. Then, I shall watch you flounder. I know what bathroom water tastes like. Why do I feel like Im being tenderized? Definitely a closed-casket situation. Why was my high not delivered? Thats it. Ive been dreaming about Jo MaMa. I could eat five guys everyday. That nurse has been doctored. Dead patient. Cause its red everywhere. You took my joke to a bad place. I didnt take it to a bad place. I just laughed at where you put it. I wish it was socially acceptable to throw water balloons at people who annoy me. I mean, I dont want to hurt you. But I do want to ruin your day. Whats the proper width of a pickle? There is strictly no bunking in the office. Ill take peon. I just wanna go home and play with my blender. Im gonna...gonna draw utters on your camel. I value your ideas...BUT SCREW THEM. Alright! Time to get crapped on. Yeah. So Im going butts. Ive never been so buoyant in my life. Marriage is one man and his dog. We need a Toby to hate on No matter what, its always more comfortable not wearing something. Im drinking my hot chocolate and enjoying my voluminous exhaust. I cant. But I will come back I promise. Like Jesus. Harassment will not be tolerated. But it will be graded. The 30 calorie version spanks the 60 calorie version. Pretty sure Im a tiger. Get in to wet-noodle mode. Take another pull, youll get used to it. See I dont do well with possession. What are you guys playing over there? I hear giggling little girls. Oh youre uninitiated? This is wonderful. Boy scouts are intense. Dose he have an iddy biddy diddy? Its symbiotic; smokers and birds. Now hes disabled. And Im not. They want to prick my finger and then squeeze my love handles. Ya know, sometimes doggy treats look tasty. Im not an expert here but, Im going to go with torture. Do you know where the fun zone is? Im finally out of diapers and its a beautiful thing. Major props if you can guess this. Props? Like a banana costume? How can one share with oneself? Its very personal. Ive got a big fancy disease. Its the shittiest venue since shitty venues were shat out. Technically, Im putting laughter in your mouth. Mustachely speaking of course. You can tell how well off someone is by the denomination of the bill they use to snort their cocaine. Thats the childhood I grew up in; drug infused everything. I would hope if you have children youre not leaving salt shakers of blow lying around. Die on your own time! I say that to small cute animals. Who keeps calling me from Salem, OH?? Im not a witch!!
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 18:14:16 +0000
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