And the Award for the Longest P*enis in the World Goes to… The results from Switzerland were announced recently and once again, for the fifth year in a row, 34-year-old Paul Horner from Phoenix, Arizona has the world’s biggest pe*nis. “It was a no-brainer who would win,” Judge Laura Friedmann told reporters. “I’ve been fortunate enough to sleep with Mr. Horner multiple times in the past. I’m still sore and have a hard time walking. 34.125 inches was the length of Horner’s gigantic p*enis at this year’s P*enis Festival in Switzerland. Horner told CNN before the competition that he knew he would win because there is no male on this planet even close to his enormous size. “It’s not hard to understand why I won. I have the biggest p*enis in the world,” Horner said. “To all the haters out there I have three words for you; don’t be jelly.” Horner is expected to win again at next year’s penis competition being held in Paris Hilton. P.S. Two Kenyans in the competition were placed number 450 and 896 respectively out of the total 1,000 contestants. Moenga Nyangaresi and James Oduor are still in Switzerland and are expected to jet back into the country this week. As of now, no celebrations or homecoming parties have been planned for the duo.
Posted on: Sun, 03 Aug 2014 09:35:52 +0000
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