And what kind of people do I work with you ask? Well let me tell you the conversation I just had with obese dude from the Dallas area who is on days......Hey, did we win the cold war? (me laughing) WHAT? The cold war did we win it? (me laughing harder) Really dude? Are you really asking me if we won the cold war? Do you know why they called it the cold war? Yea because it was so cold that all the troops were freezing right? (me laughing extremely hard) You did go to school didnt you? I mean do they teach American History up in Dallas? So then he starts talking about some song he use to sing in kindergarten about the 50 states. (me giving him the same look trainees would get when they would tell me that there is no Commander in Chief for the Air Force) How many states do you think there are? 50 of them dude. Right? Well wait, maybe 51 because we own part of Cuba (me no longer containing my dumb trainee face) BRAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! So we own part of Cuba and its the 51st state? What about Puerto Rico? Guam? Where are they at? Are they up past New York? SMDH! Im Done! (drops mic and walks off laughing)
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 11:17:42 +0000
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