Andrew the drover from a huge cattle station in the Australian outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Have you ever done anything of particular merit? St. Peter asked. Well, I can think of one thing, the drover offered. Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales , I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sheila. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldnt listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, Now, back off!! Or Ill kick the shit out of the lot of ya! St. Peter was impressed, When did this happen? A couple of minutes ago. Andrew the drover from a huge cattle station in the Australian outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Have you ever done anything of particular merit? St. Peter asked. Well, I can think of one thing, the drover offered. Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales , I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sheila. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldnt listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, Now, back off!! Or Ill kick the shit out of the lot of ya! St. Peter was impressed, When did this happen? A couple of minutes ago.
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