Anthony Weiner and Elliott Spitzer are running for office in New York City this year. Remember them? A couple of years ago, the appropriately-named Weiner had to resign from Congress. With a name and proboscis that have a penile quality, it should be no surprise that Weiner was involved in text messaging and sending risque photos of himself to strangers. Spitzer was caught paying the big bucks for a high-priced hooker. Apparently, Elliott was a regular customer. Is it hubris? Chutzpah? Nerve? Stupidity? These two had been shamed in the press for their own dickey-doo shenanigans. Spitzer even had the nerve to let his wife stand beside him when he apologized for acquiring flooze at an hourly rate. What kind of creep embarrasses his wife and then asks here to stand beside him? The creep who pays big bucks to tawdry-looking floozies for personal pleasures. Here they are, the Dynamic Duo of Misplaced Ding-a-Lings running for public office again. The story gets better. In the midst of his campaign, it was revealed that Anthony was at his text and weenie show recently, using the pseudonym of Carlos Danger. And like Elliott before him, he had his wife come out and stand beside him and even offer her views. The woman has worked for Hilary Clinton for years, so she has probably been coached on how to handle a wayward willie. Though a few expressed their derision, I am surprised there is not widespread outrage in New York City over these two political dorks. Both continue to run their campaigns as if nothing is wrong. Why aren’t the people outraged that these testicular show-offs have turned the campaign into an erectile Bozo Circus? So here it is. The man who wants to run new York City is like a garden supply shop: both like to display their hoses. And the bucks-for-booty ex-governor wants another shot at getting elected. No wonder New York is the center of entertainment for the East Coast. It is ridiculous when a couple of ding-dongs think they deserve to run for office, And it is worse when they actually try to run a campaign in spite of a known tendency to let the small head do so much of their thinking.
Posted on: Tue, 13 Aug 2013 03:28:36 +0000
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