Are you old or are you young? Here is my quick litmus test. Regardless of your age in numbers.... If: 1. You still stop to marvel at rainbows. 2. You still get excited when you get on an airplane. 3. You still have a favorite band that you would drop anything to go see in concert. 4. You still have a best friend that you giggle about stupid things with when you meet in person. 5. You still find any joke involving a monkey hilarious. Then you are most likely ANCIENT. The youths of today are perpetually glued to the screens of their mobile devices to notice a rainbow, let alone that they are in an airplane flying somewhere. Concerts are for middle aged wannabes who still dream of Pink Floyd getting back together - young cool cats watch everything online, streamed. And why meet in person when you can snap chat? As for jokes involving monkeys... A pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The vet told the monkeys human family, Brains are rather expensive. Youll will have to pay the cost yourselves. How much does a brain cost? asked the family. The male brain goes for about $500,000. A female brain, roughly $200,000 after tax, replied the vet. The men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. The mother however was rather unsatisfied and pushed on. Why the difference in price between male and female brains? Standard pricing practice, maam responded the vet. The female brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!
Posted on: Tue, 23 Dec 2014 22:59:30 +0000
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