Are you ready for this? Hubby is out of town and I get a visitor - TopicsExpress



          

Are you ready for this? Hubby is out of town and I get a visitor in my bedroom, which in itself sounds romantic since my visitor would be every girls dream but oh no, my visitor was a lizard and not just any lizard , my lizard had a blue tail. He and I had a lot of foreplay, you know, chasing each other around and stuff. I even got out the vacuum and was going to suck on him but he lost interest and hid from me, imagine that!!! By this time and it was 3:00 a.m., I was so turned off I decided to just let him have the bedroom and I took the family room couch. I know one thing HE IS NOT GETTING BREAKFAST FROM ME THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 13:17:11 +0000

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