Arrrr!!!! Ahoy seu bando de marinheiros sujos! Preparem suas - TopicsExpress

Arrrr!!!! Ahoy seu bando de marinheiros sujos! Preparem suas canecas de cerveja e seu rum pois é dia de Falar como Pirata! Most days are like all of the others, Go to work, come back home, watch TV, But, brother, if I had me druthers, Id chuck it and head out to sea, For I dream of the skull and the crossbones, I dream of the great day to come, When I dump the mundane for the Old Spanish Main And trade me computer for rum! ARRR! T me, Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho, Its Talk Like A Pirate Day! When laptops are benches God gave us fer wenches, And a sail aint a low price ta pay! When timbers are shivered and lillies are livered And every last buckle is swashed, Well abandon our cars for a shipfull of ARRRs And pound back the grog till were sloshed! Yo ho.... Dont pick up yer phone and say Hello, Our ten-o-clock meetings delayed, Ye scrunch up yer face and ye bellow, AVAST! Yeve been bleedin BELAYED! Ye cant keep this fun to yerself, I bet, So sing Aye! ARRR! Ayy! every man! We aint got much grasp of the alphabet, But a damn good retirement plan! T me, Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho, Its Talk Like A Pirate Day! Whatevers in fashion is in for a thrashin And bein polite is passe! When its evry mans duty to grab his proud beauty And let out a hearty YO HO! And if this offends you, hold yr breath as we sends you Ta Davy Jones Locker ya go! Yo ho.... Well tell every banker Heave to and weigh anchor! Buy latte with pieces of eight Well fight to be chosen as capn or bosun The loser, o course, is worst mate! When we hoist Jolly Roger, the landlubbers dodge er, We fill em with loathing and fear, Well plunder and pillage each city and village, Or at least clean out Wal-Mart of beer! There aint no computin or morning commutin, No Parking Lot Full signs for me, No lawns ta be mowin or bills to be owin, Im knowin the pull of the sea. The fresh salty brace of the wind on my face Through hurricane, sunshine or squalls, Im keepin my eyes on the distant horizon, Verizon can hold all my calls! To wear a red coat full o buckles, To earn a few duelling scars, Well, at least we can get a few chuckles By filling the office with ARRRs! And maybe well never get closer, Than watchin em on the big screen, So heres to old Errol and Depp as Jack Sparrow, And every damn one in between! T me, Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho, Its Talk Like A Pirate Day! That time in September when sea dogs remember That grown-ups still know how ta play! When wenches are curvy and dogs are all scurvy And a soft-wear patch covers your eye, Ta hell with our jobs, for one day were all swabs And buccaneers all till we die! So hoist up the mainsils and shut down your brain cells, They only would get in the way, Avast there, me hearty, were havin a party, Its Talk... Like... A Pirate Day! youtu.be/MCdNRPmCv9s