Arthur: Ah...An afternoon alone with my favorite book. Yeah.....the 1940s....No one here to bother me. How can it get any better than this? Alfred: *barges into his room* HEY ARTHUR! Arthur: Ugh... Hi Alfred. Alfred: H-Hey Arthur youll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me. Arthur: Hmm...Veeery~ interesting. *is not amused* Alfred: Yeah. He was being REEEEAL friendly. And I think he was coming on to me. I think he might have thought I was gay. Arthur: So why you telling me this, huh? Why should I care? I dont care. Whatd you have for lunch today? Alfred: Oh you dont have to get all poopy about it Artie. Arthur: IM NOT BEING POOPY AND DONT CALL ME ARTIE! *sighs* Well why should I care about some gay guy you met okay? I am trying to read. Alfred: Oh well I didnt mean anything by it, Arthur. I just thought it was something we could be able to talk about. Arthur: I dont want to talk about it, Alfred. This conversation is over. Alfred: Yeah but- Arthur: OVER!!! Alfred: Oh okay, but just so you know. *music starts playing out of nowhere* If you were gay. Thatd be okay. I mean cause hey. Ha! I like you anyway. Arthur: Ugh... Alfred: Because you see, if it were me~ I would feel free to say that I was gay but Im not gay. Arthur: *sighs* Alfred, please, I am trying to read. Alfred: *staring at him with stars in his eyes* Arthur: .................WHAT?! Alfred: If you were queer, Arthur: UGH ALFRED! Alfred: Id still be here. Arthur: ALFRED IM TRYING TO READ THIS BLOODY BOOK! Alfred: Year after year Arthur: ALFRED!!! Alfred: Because your dear to me. Arthur: Agh... Alfred: And I know that you, Arthur: What? Alfred: Would accept me too.~ Arthur: I WOULD?! Alfred: If I told you today Hey guess what Im gay but Im not gay. Im happy~ just being here with you. Arthur: Stop it. You remind me of Bon Jovi. Alfred: So, what should it matter to me, what you do in bed with guys?! Arthur: ALFRED! THAT IS SO BLOODY WRONG! Alfred: NO ITS NOT! If you were gaaaaay~ Id shout HORRAY! Arthur: IM NOT LISTENING! *covers his ears* Alfred: And here Id staaaaaay~ Arthur: lalalalalalalalalalalalala Alfred: But I wouldnt get in your way. *moves his hands off of his ears* Arthur: AAAAAGH! Alfred: You can count on me, to always be, beside you everyday, to tell you Its okay, you were just born that way. and as they say ITS IN YOUR DNA. YOUR GAAAAAY! Arthur: I AM NOT GAAAAY! Alfred: If you were gay.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 23:26:37 +0000
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