Artist: King Missile Song: Detatchable Penis Lyrics: I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. Its detachable. [background singing begins: detachable penis over and over] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think its gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I dont need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I cant for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldnt find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadnt seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really dont like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Marks Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I dont know. Even though sometimes its a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. [background voices continue to sing detachable penis for a while, then out] anysonglyrics/lyrics/k/kingmissile/detatchablepenis.htm
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 20:13:55 +0000
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