As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn ***** When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said Let us pray. We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land. ~ Desmond Tutu ***** America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked ~ David Letterman ***** Im not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. God dammit, Im a billionaire. ~ Howard Hughes ***** The only reason they say Women and children first is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Jean Kerr ***** When a man opens a car door for his wife, its either a new car or a new wife. ~ Prince Philip ***** Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Harrison Ford ***** Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. ~ Robin Hall ***** Having more money doesnt make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I was just as happy as when I had 48 million. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger. ***** The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. ~ George Roberts ***** If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. ~ Jonathan Winters
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