As I said earlier Ive been off Facebook for about a fortnight. Heres a quick summary of my thoughts about the last 14 days or so- 1- Bella. Pooper Scooping one armed is nigh on impossible. Much simpler to kick it under the nearest car. Green slings must be an aphrodisiac for dogs. Bella is constantly trying to hump my left arm these days. 2- Current Affairs. After I announced a few weeks back that I would never vote Labour again it appears to have inspired others to do the same if the recent poll is to be believed. If I posted a video of me singing while Tammi was in labour like Robbie Williams did I would be in more pain than her if she got her hands on me. 3. Football. If Ozturk had tried that shot against any other team it would of been lucky to hit row Z!! Hearts fans are claiming it to be the goal of the century. Mark Oxley calls it a tap in. 4. Telly. Loving Gotham & Flash but best TV moment of the week was Lord Sugar firing all 3 numpties in one sitting! :-D 5. New found skill. I have a 100% success rate of figuring out if Jeremy Kyles guests are lying or telling the truth before the lie detector results. Ive also got a high proportion of the DNA results right too. 6. Sat night talent shows. Caroline Flack to win Strictly. Jay James to win Xfactor. 7. Halloween. Since when did Halloween become Whoroween? Put some clothes on girls! Its trick or treat not thighs n tits! Wrapping a bandage round your bust & bum doesnt make you a Mummy :-D 8. Culinary tip. Dont put the dogs bottle of Barkers Brew next to a bottle of Soya sauce.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Nov 2014 19:23:56 +0000
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