As SA Champs is winding up today after a hectic week at Shongweni - TopicsExpress



          

As SA Champs is winding up today after a hectic week at Shongweni Club, this (brilliant) announcement booms over the main arena, as they frantically clean house before prize giving. ** NOTE: it is best if you imagine this spoken is an extremely exasperated, rather shrill, ever so slightly collonial accent ** EXCUSE ME. Could you PLEASE wait until the judges are OUT of the judging boxes BEFORE you start towing them away??? WTF. We all look at each other. We all pack out laughing. Im imagining an elderly (sunburnt, of course, in tweed) German judge frantically pounding on the glass window VAIT! as it retreats, Sipho tractoring him off at speed so he can go on lunch; or hearing an OOOOH as madam judge (of operatic proportions & dress) does a backwards bollamikisie into a flurry of petticoats as it is rudely yanked out from under her feet. Aaaaah bless! Only in Africa!
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 14:50:09 +0000

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