As most of you know, Im not even remotely a sports fan so I know next to nothing on the subject. This however, is one of the harshest, funniest takedowns of a Fan Base as youre likely to see anywhere. The Alabama fan base is a fractious mix of two distinct groups who cant really stand each other. At the top of the list is the 10-15% of the fan base that could actually be admitted to Alabama or attended the school. This group hates most of the rest of the Alabama fan base with a passionate fury. Right now they are reading this column and silently nodding. The other 85% of Bama fans are incapable of coherent thought and have a deep-seated insecurity about all things in life. Alabama football comprises, and this is not an exaggeration, 99% of their self esteem. This group of Alabama fans resents those who actually attended the school and calls them, elitists. (To be an elitist in Alabama you have to graduate high school, avoid having kids until youre 22, and shop at Target instead of Wal-Mart. Seriously, thats an Alabama elitist.). Auburn fans, a distinct minority in the state, are really nothing like Alabama fans. Thats because by and large Auburn fans are associated in some way with Auburn. 95% of the idiots in Alabama root for the Crimson Tide.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 12:17:58 +0000
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