As must as I love Halloween...and I mean LOVE Halloween, the kids in the neighborhood have sucked the joy out of me as far as giving out candy is concerned. I will still continue to do it 1) because I HAVE to decorate my house and if your house is decorated and you don’t give out candy, you’re just looking to get egged or toilet papered or whatever it is the kids are doing these days? …leave soda bottles that explode when moved? 2)I can’t find someone else to man my house and do this so I can go out with G. This year is Eric’s year to take him out anyways and 1-2 hrs of roaming the neighborhood with my ex and his GF sounds like torture anyways. So I’m going to give the little shits their candy. This year I’m spending the time to pre-package 2-3 piece of candy in the little decorative plastic bags. Each kid will get one bag. Their grubby little hands aren’t reaching for it, I’ll hand it to them. That way they can’t pretend they don’t know how to count. Moesha and Mary Sue that are teen mom’s aren’t going to come up with a stoller with their un-costumed infant and present me with two trick-or-treat bags to fill (one for them and one for their infant…and sometimes one for their 5 yr old brother they’re that is their excuse for going out but they can’t seem to teach to come up to the door and say “trick-or-treat”). Im sorry if youre too poor to buy a costume. GET CREATIVE! CRAFT! WE DID! And when those bags of candy are gone, they’re gone. And I’m turning my light off and the 16 yr old boys that come up with a mask on and nothing else can bite me. If you’re old enough to drive, you’re not getting any candy. Trick-or-treating on Halloween is for KIDS! Teenagers need to go to a party or stay home and raid their little bro or sis’s bag when they get home and say they’re checking for razor blades. That’s a time honored tradition.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 17:28:08 +0000
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